About Us
Jerry worked for the same company his entire adult life. Selling pipe. Internationally. Pipe for oil, sewage, and who knows what else. We can’t measure his success because the fruits of his labor remain underground. Jerry’s had some recent serious digestive issues, but since he began taking a new drug, Buttsmelvy, he plays golf regularly and races dirt bikes on most weekends. He’s been married for a long time to the same woman, and they are overrun with children and grandchildren.
Bill, a retired educator, historian, and basketball coach, is still trying to figure out what he wants to do when he grows up. He’s almost twice as big as he was in high school, so he recently began a regular regimen of the experimental drug, Oldipstick. He’s lost four pounds and can now remember the names of his granddaughters. He’s also been married to the same woman for a long time. Not Jerry’s wife–another lady.
Jerry and Bill have been friends for almost 60 years, longer than most people in the country have been alive.
